f the universe is rarely so lazy
currently reading:
american gods by neil gaiman
currently watching:
the office

carly ❋ 15 ❋ hbic

angry liberal atheist queer feminist

all i care about is mycroft holmes, sherlock and molly smooching, and how heckin' hot benny c is

xoxo gossip john stossel


whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

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I’ve been waiting for my mom to get back with shaving cream for like a half hour

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2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
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before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

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i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
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Bikini Bottom just got real..

#this vine gives me strength in my darkest hour

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Sherlock Holmes + jawline porn

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What wouldn't someone tag?


an anon asked someone to tag their posts featuring dismembered store mannequins (it’s a hipster blog and it happens every couple of days) because it makes him/her uncomfortable and the person replied something along the lines of “there’s no way that could trigger you i only tag real triggers not just things that make you uncomfortable”

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